“I am thankful for the pilgrims…because if it was not for their hardships such as famine, disease and death in finding that rock..then I would not be able to enjoy sitting on my ass, eating massive amounts of food and doing absolutely nothing for an entire week.”
Greg Lackey
“I am thankful for my breast reduction.”
Rebecca Eisenberg
“I’m thankful for the internet, because without it cats would still be simple domesticated pets and not hilarious web-superstars.”
Brandon Scott Wolf
“I am thankful for Phroth. For without this humor publication I would not be able to write for a humor publication. Oh, and kittens because they are both cute and adorable, like some ugly girls after several shots of tequila.”
“I’m thankful that my family aren’t a bunch of jerks who get drunk and yell at each other on Thanksgiving. On a related note, I’m also thankful for my overwhelmingly powerful sense of denial.”
