Penn State is having a “Name Me” contest (Penn State, always with the clever contest names) for the new Science Student Center. Here are a few of our suggestions:

• Dr. Stephen T. Colbert’s Center for Elitist Liberal Eggheads
• School of Science Sextorium
• Hgthor: Hall of Chemistry Gods
• We Have Couches You Can Probably Sneak a Quick Nap On
• Use Our Computers for Facebook, Because It’s Not Like We Actually Have Students Who Need to Get Things Done (or UOCF FBINLW AHSW NTGTD Building)
• Penn State’s KFC and Doritos Center for Science – Brought to You By KFC and Doritos
• Snooki Center for Pickle Research
• Chuck E. Cheese’s Science Zone
• FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
• The God Made Us In Seven Days Center

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By Jeremy Popkin and Desmond Nathanson