Phroth Answers: What’s Your New Year’s Resolution
Monday, January 4th, 2010|
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Andrew Cass | Join the Mile High Club. |
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Matt Radlow | Join a rebellion, befriend a wisecracking smuggler, and blow up the Death Star. This year’s the year I get kissed by a girl that isn’t my sister! |
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Desmond Nathanson | More meaningless sex, fewer meaningful relationships. |
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Matt Powers |
A more creative way to tell my parents I’ve married a Russian prostitute. |
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Jeremy Popkin | Tell my parents I married Matt Powers. |
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Rebecca Eisenberg | To graduate from college and find a job in the Real World. It’s not a very funny resolution, but I’M DESPERATE. JOBS PLZ? |
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Matt Woodward |
Gain 35 pounds. This way, when I can’t stick to it, I’ll lose weight. Reverse psychology, people! |
