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		<title>LIVE Blogging From Production: Old People Sensitive Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/09/live-blogging-from-production-old-people-sensitive-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/09/live-blogging-from-production-old-people-sensitive-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here we are on the fourth floor of Patterson enjoying one of Phroth’s most sacred rituals, production weekend.  Actually, that’s probably not true.  At this point, I feel like I’m working for PennDOT. Jen is busy working away while everybody else sits on his ass talking about baseball.
But look on the bright side.  The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottom of the Barrel: My Life as Liz is More Offensive Than Jersey Shore</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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When MTV’s Jersey Shore first aired, it was being hailed as the final slide in humanity’s descent towards complete moral bankruptcy. The show, which follows eight boozed up, orange tanned, self-proclaimed “guidos” and “guidettes” as they fuck and fist pump their way through a summer at the Jersey Shore, was being considered the final nail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I (and you should) Hate the Dog from the Bush&#8217;s Baked Beans Ads</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2009/10/971/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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Listen up Duke, the dog from Bush’s Baked Bean commercials. You are the worst fucking pet and overall a complete waste of life. You spend your time trying to sell the secret Bush Baked Bean recipe to turn a quick buck and basically being a complete and utter douchebag. And what is &#8220;Duke?&#8221; Is that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottom of the Barrel: Girl Scouts &#8211; Upstanding Young Women, or Conniving Harlots?</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2009/10/bottom-of-the-barrel-girl-scouts-upstanding-young-women-or-conniving-harlots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[conspiracies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cookies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tagalongs]]></category>

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Just as some people enjoy preparing for the holiday season several months in advance, I enjoy preparing for Girl Scout Cookie season. Before we know it, Girl Scout Cookies will once again be sold door-to-door across America and beyond. These delicious goodies are special commodities that are genuine in their taste as well as their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do We Really Need More Preachers? A Rant By Gary, the Willard Preacher</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2009/09/do-we-really-need-more-preachers-a-rant-by-gary-the-willard-preacher/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2009/09/do-we-really-need-more-preachers-a-rant-by-gary-the-willard-preacher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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Hey fornicators,
So I was reading the Collegian the other day and I came across this story about visiting preachers. I was so mad that I nearly spit out my Jesus Juice (the only acceptable beverage, water is for heathens).
First Bro comes back and steals my thunder by threatening to stab some kid, now these loons [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottom of the Barrel: I HATE PEOPLE WHO FUCKING RANT!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO FUCKING RANT!!!!
(It’s pretty much just bullshit filler space)
By BRANDON SCOTT WOLF!!!
This is it. This is, “The Bottom of the Barrel.” Out of the rubble that Phroth of yesteryear once was comes something so tasteless, inane and hysterically time wasting that it can only be described as Phoenix-like. We at Phroth [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toilet Paper, Deadbolts; Semi-Colons. A Rant by Zach Weber.</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2009/02/toilet-paper-deadbolts-semi-colons-a-rant-by-zach-weber/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2009/02/toilet-paper-deadbolts-semi-colons-a-rant-by-zach-weber/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phroth Staff Writer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve had some free time lately and it got me thinking about a few things:
1.) Semi-colons have no place in the home keys.
We all know that QWERTY keyboards were created to slow down people when typing, for typewriters at the time, would not be able to handle how fast people can type. But, my question [...]]]></description>
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