10. The Church of Raptor Jesus

9. Gay for God
The only homosexuality that should exist.

8. Standing outside Willard and shouting Scripture
Over 40,000 recruited.

7. Comics of the prophet Muhammad
This religion is for people.

6. Agnostic
What a pussy.

5. Pogs

(It’s not a game, it’s a way of life.)

4. 100% Kosher
Delicious.

3. The Power of Grayskull compels you

2. Real Jew-y
I mean the whole shebang.

1. Gun-Toting NASCAR Driving Jesus

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By Remington Law, Staff Writer