The newest episode of Phroth’s Radio show is now live and available for download from the iTunes store!

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This week Max leads Phrothies Brandon, Jimmy, Rebecca, and Jen as they discuss their favorite weekend warriors, debate the best breakfast food to DJ with, review a museum, marvel at the legal loopholes that allowed a NJ cop to have sex with baby cows and get away with it…and there may or may not be a bit about rain boots.

Please leave comments to let us know what you think! This is only the third episode — we want to know what you guys like and don’t like so we can make improvements each week!

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1. The Eternal Moonwalk: A Tribute to Michael Jackson

eternalmoonwalk.com

Two things will never change: 1) People will always regard Michael Jackson as one of the best singers/dancers/performers of all time. 2) Those people will always suck at the moonwalk. The Eternal Moonwalk links together thousands of excruciating videos of amateurs having their go at the famous dance move and failing miserably (as seen above). There are also a shocking amount of videos of people doing the moonwalk with their cats.

2. Raisin Brahms

Not as good as Chopin Crunch, but still delicious.

Phrothie Says: The “Power of the Arts” also causes severe property damage and dangerous hormonal imbalance in children!

3. Don’t Even Reply

dontevenreply.com

Mike Partlow scours the want ads to provoke would-be-entrepreneurs into swearing at him. It’s very similar to watching a Fox News show, except that Partlow has a better grasp of the English language and understands context.

4. Got Six Weeks? Try the Hundred Push Ups Training Program

When Al Gore invented the internet in 1986, this is exactly what he intended it to be used for. Keep reading it here.

5. Blindfolded Nutshot

If this is fake, that kid deserves an Oscar for commitment to the video. Good god.

6. WE ARE. . . NUMBER ONE!

According to the Princeton Review, we’re the number one party school in the country, and drunk a good deal of the time in the State College area. Finally some respect.

Phrothie Says: This is actually the line for Sharkies.

7. PoorHorses.com

If you’ve ever seen a statue of a person on a horse in a park or outside a building (or anywhere, really) and wondered “what the hell was that sculptor thinking?” then this site is for you.

9. New Jersey Rabbis Busted in Money-Laundering Ring

We didn’t even read this article. The title and picture were enough for us. Looks like these rabbis were sick of their Catholic counterparts hogging the scandal spotlight.

Matt Radlow Says: My former Rabbi paid someone to kill his wife!

10. I Fucked Screech!

Read the steamy story here.
The most disturbing part: people are actually willing to fork over $10 for Screech’s autograph.

Phrothie Says: And the sex part. Also disturbing.

Bonus: From the Phroth Vault
Here’s a classic internet video that, much like herpes, we just keep seeing again and again.

He wrote it. He did it live. And the world hasn’t been the same.