We would like to retract a statement we made last week. In the What Your Halloween Costume Says about You post, we said that watching the Walk of Shame was the best part of Halloween. That is simply not true. As much as we love laughing at a bunch of skanks walk home at noon in their bumblebee costumes, it just isn’t nearly as funny as a Teletubby and a nun beating the shit out of some guy. We apologize for our mistake.

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By Andrew Cass, Secretary