Every year Phroth releases a Valentine’s Day Phollegian featuring a collection of hilarious cards for the holiday. Here you can find all the Phroth Valentine’s cards from the past few years to download, share and give to your friends!

Click to enlarge!*

*that’s what she said.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Don’t forget to pick up the newest copy of the Phroth Phollegian at the HUB all this week. You can also pick up copies at our racks in the HUB, Thomas, and Willard Buildings. If you’re looking for back issues of Phroth or the Phollegian, stop by our office in 221A HUB and ask! We’ve got plenty!

So, as Phroth-sick alumnus with nothing better to do with her time, I was fooling around with Google Analytics for the Phroth Web site. Most of you probably don’t know that us Web site gods and goddesses can actually see what you mere mortals type into Google to access www.phroth.com. Well, we can.

As to enlighten the rest of you Phrothlings and phroth phans, here are some hi-lites from Google…courtesy of their keyword tracker.

The number one searched for keyword that resulted in a visit to the Phroth web site was “andrewmcass. I can only assume this means Andrew (one of Phroth’s most dedicated writers) or his parents are googling himself a LOT. Alternatively, the CIA is after him for drug smuggling and they just can’t believe such an international warlord is in Phroth.

The fourth most-oft searched for keyword resulting in a visit to Phroth.com is “Chewbacca for president.” This outranks both “phroth, “penn state phroth,” “state college phroth” and “phroth penn state.” Seriously. In fact, There are four keyword combinations that include the word “Chewbacca.” In sum, these search queries produced over 30 visits to the Web site.

There are 14 keyword combinations that include the words “fat, “girl” and/or “rape.” Girl is occasionally spelled incorrectly, but nonetheless, these searches have produced 18 visits to the Web site.

And the best for last:

(These didn’t produce a whole lot of hits to Phroth.com…but they produced at least one).

Get ready:

• Can I eat taco bell while I have the flu?
• Family films attack on mens’ crotches
• first indian talking movie mahatma gandhi talks this is one of the rare videos available to see mahatma gandhi speaking
• jersey shore fashion trends
• jersey spring break popped collar
• mayan sayings – angelou (news flash: Maya Angelou is not Mayan.)
• Movie where guy puts numbers on foreheads of his victims
• Pocahontas pee movies

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Laura DeSantis is a former Phrothie (Editor-in-Chief 2009.) Since graduating from PSU in the spring, she has relocated to be with a colony of Phrothies living in the D.C. area. Yes, that’s right, a colony. We’re like lepers.