1. Robbing a 7-11 (my professor just told me the best way to go about doing this)

2. Being force fed food from East Halls.

3. Walking to Innovation Park…barefoot.

4. Doing calculus.

5. Watching “My Antonio” on VH1.

6. Digging my own grave.

7. Listening to Hannah Montana’s latest album on repeat.

8. Reading the Collegian.

9. Actually learning something useful.

10. Sitting in a jail cell waiting for my last meal.

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By Rebecca Eisenberg, Editor-in-Chief