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		<title>Excuses to Skip Class</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/09/excuses-to-skip-class/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[swine flu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[School is back in session and we’re all starting to get a feel for our  new classes. And by “get a feel,” I mean see which classes don’t take  attendance. Unfortunately, not every professor has a liberal attendance  policy, and you’re bound to have at least one that thinks the purpose of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Seven Types of People to Avoid at the Library at ALL COSTS</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/05/the-seven-types-of-people-to-avoid-at-the-library-at-all-costs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/05/the-seven-types-of-people-to-avoid-at-the-library-at-all-costs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 16:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[finals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[library]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pube-headed douchebag]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Final’s Week is finally here and you know what that means:  Adderall-fueled cramming sessions, insomnia-induced delusions, and last  but not least, trips to your local library.  Of course, we all know that  “Finals” actually stands for Fuck  I&#8217;ve Never Actually  (ever been to our school’s) Library.   Fortunately [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Science Facts</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/04/science-facts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 01:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eric Massa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Cameron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Biden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oprah]]></category>

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-Homo Habilius evolved into Homo Erectus after reaching level 26. Soon afterward, it learned karate chop.
-Violating the laws of thermodynamics is punishable by anywhere from a $500 fine to ten years in prison, depending on the state
-Cats are the only animal besides humans that are racist against other members of their own species
-There are over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I&#8217;d Like to Fuck With, But Know I Shouldn&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/04/things-id-like-to-fuck-with-but-know-i-shouldnt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/04/things-id-like-to-fuck-with-but-know-i-shouldnt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:12:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bouncers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hippos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IRS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Irwin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taco bell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category>

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After a few beers, it’s easy to fall into that dangerous comfort zone of thinking that you can take on anyone or anything. While I could never actually grown the balls to “fuck with” any of the following things, it’s pretty safe to say I’d very much like to. Seriously though, this list is for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things Phroth Found Funny in March</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/04/10-things-phroth-found-funny-in-march/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/04/10-things-phroth-found-funny-in-march/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[chatroulette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FAIL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[furries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phroth found Phunny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taxidermy]]></category>

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1. JC is JC

This blogger theorizes that James Cameron, director of Avatar and Titanic, is actually Jesus Christ, legendary son of god, etc, etc. She has a website which outlines her scientific proof which includes a comparison of their resumes, something about Cameron&#8217;s semen, and Discovery Channel TV special. In short, it is&#8230;hilarious.
2. A Trailer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phroth&#8217;s Favorite Twitter-ers</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/03/phroths-favorite-twitter-ers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/03/phroths-favorite-twitter-ers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 19:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jersey Shore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shaq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sockington the Cat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Cast of Jersey Shore:
If you love reading poorly spelled tweets filled with shameless self-promotion, then you&#8217;ll love following the cast of Jersey Shore!


http://twitter.com/djpaulyd,
http://twitter.com/MTVsammi,
http://twitter.com/Sn00ki,
http://twitter.com/mtvronnie,
http://twitter.com/VINNYGUADAGNINO,
http://twitter.com/itsthesituation,
http://twitter.com/jenniwoww

Fake AP Stylebook
http://twitter.com/fakeapstylebook
If you like nerdy grammatical humor and jokes made at the expense of every writer&#8217;s favorite AP Stylebook, you&#8217;ll love the Fake AP Stylebook.

&#8220;The correct spelling of &#8220;Spider-Man&#8221; takes a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules to Live By</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/03/rules-to-live-by/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/03/rules-to-live-by/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[AMC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dali Lama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HBO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Bieber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>

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The quality of a cable network&#8217;s original programming is inversely proportional to the quality of the movies they air (see HBO, AMC)
There&#8217;s no difference between a C and an F. Employers won&#8217;t wipe their asses with your resume if you have below a 3.0. So if you forget a homework assignment or don&#8217;t study for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phroth Answers Penn State&#8217;s Burning Questions</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/03/phroth-answers-penn-states-burning-questions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/03/phroth-answers-penn-states-burning-questions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Batman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beaver stadium]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dolf Lundgren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Graham Spanier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus Christ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[JoePa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[phrothie the jester]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Superman]]></category>

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As a Penn State student, you are clearly one of the most inquisitive, knowledge seeking, and academically driven young people in the country. So to be constantly bombarded by Penn State lore from day one freshman year can be troubling. Because we know you are too busy to open up a wikipedia tab and find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lies We Were Told As Children</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/lies-we-were-told-as-children/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/lies-we-were-told-as-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bert and Ernie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video games]]></category>

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If you keep making that face it will get stuck like that.
Teachers have eyes in the backs of their heads.
Everyone is special.
Bullies are mean because they are insecure.



The divorce wasn&#8217;t your fault.
Bert and Ernie are just friends.



Video games rot your brain.
Your cat has gone to a better place (animals don&#8217;t have souls, silly!).
You didn&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too Much Information</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/too-much-information/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/too-much-information/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bernie Maddoff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Proper etiquette requires one too many things, like maintain eye contact, dress properly, and many other bullshit customs The Man made up to keep us down. But the most important thing you can do it avoid divulging too much information during a conversation. Here are a few handy examples to know when you might have [...]]]></description>
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