Phroth’s Favorite Twitter-ers
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010The Cast of Jersey Shore:
If you love reading poorly spelled tweets filled with shameless self-promotion, then you’ll love following the cast of Jersey Shore!
- http://twitter.com/djpaulyd,
- http://twitter.com/MTVsammi,
- http://twitter.com/Sn00ki,
- http://twitter.com/mtvronnie,
- http://twitter.com/VINNYGUADAGNINO,
- http://twitter.com/itsthesituation,
- http://twitter.com/jenniwoww
Fake AP Stylebook
http://twitter.com/fakeapstylebook
If you like nerdy grammatical humor and jokes made at the expense of every writer’s favorite AP Stylebook, you’ll love the Fake AP Stylebook.
- “The correct spelling of “Spider-Man” takes a hyphen. Knowing this is why we can’t get dates.”
- “The adjective “hitlery” (“This hot dog tastes hitlery”) should be confined to the editorial page.”
- “Hanged/hung – Hanged refers to an execution. You know what hung refers to. We’re all adults here.”
Sockington the Cat
https://twitter.com/sockington
Sockington the cat was on twitter before Ashton Kutcher even knew what the word “tweet” meant. While he doesn’t update nearly as often as he used to, following Socks is like spending a day in the life of a real live cat as he conquers couches and rugs, claims victory over the computer, and begs, begs, begs for food.
- “OH WOW THE RED DOT IS BACK where have you been little guy been waiting for you WHOOP THERE YOU GO oh it is on buddy”
- “lick lick lick lick lick lick LIIIIICCCCKKKKK cross-check complete ALL SYSTEMS CAT”
- “COMPLETELY VICTORIOUS OVER THIS RUG for varying quantities of victory OH WHO AM I KIDDING I STILL LOVE YOU RUGGY RUG RUG”
Some of our other favorites:
- How to Tweet Porn http://twitter.com/sendyousomeporn
- Shaq http://twitter.com/the_REAL_SHAQ
- Jesus http://twitter.com/jesus
- Would it be gay? https://twitter.com/woulditbegay



























































