1. Don’t Shit Your Pants

(http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants?sfa=reddit&referrer=baronvonbadguy)

I bet you loved the Sims. Going around, doing the mundane bullshit of our world in the digital world. Well this game has distilled what made the Sims great and given it to you.

2. What Can’t Dolph Lundgren Do?

This performance from the 2010 Melodifestivalen plays like a musical resume for Dolph Lundgren (of Rocky IV fame) as he shows the audience and all potential future employers his vocal talent, his karate skills, his ability to look smashing in a tux, his mid-song drum freakout, and his ability to follow very basic choreography. For someone who once played He-Man, this comes off as a little bit desperate and entirely hilarious.

3. How To Report The News

Well, it’s how to report the news. Maybe not the funniest thing in the world, but I had a good chuckle when I watched this in English.

4. The Crying Wife

You know how at the end of a movie, there are people clapping, and you think, “What a bunch of assholes.” Well guess what? This woman fucking cries.

Phrothie Says: I cried during Click, but not because it was a sad movie, but because it was fucking terrible.

5. Arguably the Craziest Voicemail One Could Ever Receive

Click to listen: http://scottrope.typepad.com/scott_rope/files/voice_mail.mp3

If the person who brought this to our attention is to be believed, then this voicemail actually went to the Jack in the Box head office. Since he’s from the internet, we’re sure it’s legit.

6. Dave Eats a Giant Waterbug for $40

This, children, is why you go to college (satellite campuses don’t count).

7. Little Kid Kind of Sings Jason Mraz

Well, it certainly isn’t any worse than an actual Jason Mraz song.

8. Conan O’Brien is on Twitter!

As a comedy organization we would be remiss to leave Conan O’Brien’s recent foray into the Twitterverse off this list. Sure, the unemployed funnyman has only tweeted 7 times since joining, but we certainly don’t want to miss even one hilarious quip from the unemployed comedian.

9. Axe Cop

(Read it here)

Written by a 5-year-old and illustrated by his 29-year-old brother, we present this as undeniable proof that our creativity peaks in childhood. I mean a cop with an axe? C’mon!

10. The Worst Site on the Internet

WARNING! THE INFORMATION ON THIS PAGE CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

Your clue:

Click here if you dare: http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/

I know what you’re thinking, “No way. They cannot have found the worst page on the Internet, the Internet is like a bazillion pages big.” Well guess what, we have a graduate computer engineer who’s got this to say: “Fuck yourself, bazillion isn’t a number. If it were, then that’s how many cocks this page would suck.”