After a disappointing 21-10 loss to the University of Iowa, many Nittany Lions fans were left wondering how they could lose in their own stadium during a whiteout. After examining video footage from dozens of cameras and interviewing thousands of people in attendance, researchers believe they found an answer.

Apparently, Woodrow Kruse (junior- history) did not comply with the game’s theme and wear all white. A friend of his told us “He thought he was wearing all white, but under closer scrutiny, his shirt and pants were clearly eggshell, maybe ivory at best”. Some theorize that Kruse’s wardrobe was originally white, but he put them in the wash with colored clothes, causing other colors to bleed onto it. Others believe that he is simply a dumbass.

This is not the first time Penn State’s football team has lost because of the actions of a singular fan. In a 2007 game against Ohio State, the Lions lost after one student failed to crack open their glowstick at the correct moment. Other games were hindered by attendees failing to sing along with “Song 2″ by Blur or by coming in sober.

Phroth would like to note that they do not condone tarring and feathering people. But we’ll make an exception in this case. If you see him, feel free to do whatever.

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By Matt Woodward, Blog Editor