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		<title>An Open Thank You Letter to The Daily Collegian</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2011/10/an-open-thank-you-letter-to-the-daily-collegian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 23:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Collegian,
 I must thank you. For too long had I simply been picking up your paper to do the crossword and skim the comics. Now I can at last be justified in my ignorance of your content.
There was always that niggling doubt that maybe, just maybe, there may be something of value nestled in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottom of the Barrel: My Life as Liz is More Offensive Than Jersey Shore</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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When MTV’s Jersey Shore first aired, it was being hailed as the final slide in humanity’s descent towards complete moral bankruptcy. The show, which follows eight boozed up, orange tanned, self-proclaimed “guidos” and “guidettes” as they fuck and fist pump their way through a summer at the Jersey Shore, was being considered the final nail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I (and you should) Hate the Dog from the Bush&#8217;s Baked Beans Ads</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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Listen up Duke, the dog from Bush’s Baked Bean commercials. You are the worst fucking pet and overall a complete waste of life. You spend your time trying to sell the secret Bush Baked Bean recipe to turn a quick buck and basically being a complete and utter douchebag. And what is &#8220;Duke?&#8221; Is that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottom of the Barrel: Girl Scouts &#8211; Upstanding Young Women, or Conniving Harlots?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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Just as some people enjoy preparing for the holiday season several months in advance, I enjoy preparing for Girl Scout Cookie season. Before we know it, Girl Scout Cookies will once again be sold door-to-door across America and beyond. These delicious goodies are special commodities that are genuine in their taste as well as their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottom of the Barrel: I HATE PEOPLE WHO FUCKING RANT!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO FUCKING RANT!!!!
(It’s pretty much just bullshit filler space)
By BRANDON SCOTT WOLF!!!
This is it. This is, “The Bottom of the Barrel.” Out of the rubble that Phroth of yesteryear once was comes something so tasteless, inane and hysterically time wasting that it can only be described as Phoenix-like. We at Phroth [...]]]></description>
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