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		<title>Lies We Were Told As Children</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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If you keep making that face it will get stuck like that.
Teachers have eyes in the backs of their heads.
Everyone is special.
Bullies are mean because they are insecure.



The divorce wasn&#8217;t your fault.
Bert and Ernie are just friends.



Video games rot your brain.
Your cat has gone to a better place (animals don&#8217;t have souls, silly!).
You didn&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things Phroth Found Phunny in September</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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1. Obama is a robot

Twenty seconds of photos where the man&#8217;s smile never falters or deviates.  May God help us all.
Phrothies Says: See, we told you he wasn&#8217;t American. Everyone knows all robots are made in Japan. Also, robots don&#8217;t have birth certificates.
2. Frog found in Pepsi can, forces CNN to make terrible pun

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