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		<title>Al Gore claims to have invented the Mayan Calender</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 01:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We recently got an email from a student at Bellfonte Area High School named Josh Cetnar who was able to trick his teacher into giving him extra credit by writing a Phollegian article. Never in our lives have we been so proud, and that includes the time we dressed a cucumber up as a school [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confusion over gift leads to Mother’s Day killing spree</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 22:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BULLS GAP, W.Va.—Tragedy struck the small town of Bulls Gap, West Virginia on Sunday when mother-of-two Amberly Hickenstock slaughtered 11 of her neighbors.
According to police, the trouble began when Hickenstock received a miniature statue that read “Number One Mother” from her son Cleetus. Hickenstock, who apparently believed the gift was an official award, began celebrating [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prisoner in solitary confinement breaks Guinness World Record&#8230;for masturbation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 22:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DALLAS—Last week Guinness World Record representatives verified that John &#8220;Skanky-Shanks&#8221; Riddle broke the record for number of times masturbated in a 3 day period while in Solitary Confinement. 
Riddle masturbated over 57 times in 72 hours, breaking the previous record of 49 by 13-year-old Tommy Kirk. 
&#8220;We knew he was up to something,&#8221; said C.O. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CATA Bus Timers&#8217; Secret Revealed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many students ask, “what are those clocks at the CATA bus stops measuring,” but few actually know why.
&#8220;Aren&#8217;t they about regulating schedules and keeping buses running on time,&#8221; asked Julia Pasquale.
&#8220;I thought they were about letting us know what time the bus would arrive,&#8221; suggested Nathan Bohner.
Turns out, both of them were wrong.
This week, Cyndi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jennifer Love Hewitt&#8217;s singing career named biggest musical tragedy of all time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In its latest inane multi-hour countdown show to act as filler between programming about washed up pseudo celebrities banging attention whores, VH1 named Jennifer Love Hewitt’s singing career the biggest musical tragedy of all time.
Love Hewitt, a dark horse candidate for the honor, beat out more well known tragedies, such as the untimely deaths of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man finally deletes AIM account</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After years of loyalty and heartache, Penn State Student Jeff Nescopeck finally deleted his AIM account last Tuesday.
“I’m really going to miss the service and my account name, ‘PussyMaster.’ I would compare this event to losing a son, only this is probably a lot worse,” said Nescopeck (freshman-accounting).
AIM was a service used by teenagers in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phroth Phlashback: Loves blossoms of on frat dance floor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 17:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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In honor of our 100th anniversary (technically 101st, but that’s beside the point), we’ve invited back some of our most successful alums (i.e. the ones who aren’t in prison) to put on a comedy show. The show will be at 8 p.m. April 24th in the Pasquerilla Spiritual Center with comedians Jeff Rubin, Dan Hopper, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Male Model Banished After Untimely Erection</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MILAN—Dahmier Bach, a French male model, was banished from the modeling community after he popped a boner during a show last Friday. He has not been seen since.
The incident occurred halfway through the show, when Bach stormed onto the runway, pursing the shit out of his lips and wearing a brown leather jacket and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glenn Beck Show To Bring Satire To Comedy Central Prime Time</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/04/glenn-beck-show-to-bring-satire-to-comedy-central-prime-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting next week, Comedy Central will bring political satire to prime time as &#8220;The Glenn Beck Show&#8221; will move from Fox News to fill Comedy Central’s 10 p.m. time slot.
To many, this move is long overdue as &#8220;The Glenn Beck Show&#8221; will fit in perfectly with Comedy Central’s &#8220;Daily Show&#8221; and &#8220;Colbert Report.&#8221; The move [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scrappy Canadians upset powerhouse Americans in heartwarming hockey victory</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANCOUVER, BC—Against all odds, the unknown Canadian hockey team defeated the historically dominant American team to win gold this Sunday by a score of 3-2 in overtime. The victory is especially shocking considering most of the Canadian players are under 25, none play for a professional team, and several didn’t know what hockey even was [...]]]></description>
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