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		<title>Phlogging Abroad #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Die Hard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duke Nukem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ireland]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello again. I&#8217;m sorry that I&#8217;ve taken this long to write my blog. Over the past two weeks I have been dealing with a sickness that has left me very tired and very confused over how it is possible I could shit so much and eat so little. Also, I was in Ireland for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phroth Answers: What do you want to be when you grow up?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca</dc:creator>
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What do you want to be when you grow up?







Andrew Cass
A failure. Already well on my way to making my dream come true!





Matt Radlow
I want to one day become a real man, and prove my emasculating father wrong.



Hal Dworkin
I want to be just like Louie Armstrong, I&#8217;m going to get testicular cancer and then walk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phroth Answers Penn State&#8217;s Burning Questions</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[phrothie the jester]]></category>
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As a Penn State student, you are clearly one of the most inquisitive, knowledge seeking, and academically driven young people in the country. So to be constantly bombarded by Penn State lore from day one freshman year can be troubling. Because we know you are too busy to open up a wikipedia tab and find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things Phroth Found Phunny in February</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/03/10-things-phroth-found-phunny-in-february/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/03/10-things-phroth-found-phunny-in-february/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Axe Cop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conan O'Brien]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dolph Lundgren]]></category>
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1. Don&#8217;t Shit Your Pants


(http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants?sfa=reddit&#38;referrer=baronvonbadguy)
I bet you loved the Sims. Going around, doing the mundane bullshit of our world in the digital world. Well this game has distilled what made the Sims great and given it to you.
2. What Can&#8217;t Dolph Lundgren Do? 

This performance from the 2010 Melodifestivalen plays like a musical resume for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scrappy Canadians upset powerhouse Americans in heartwarming hockey victory</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANCOUVER, BC—Against all odds, the unknown Canadian hockey team defeated the historically dominant American team to win gold this Sunday by a score of 3-2 in overtime. The victory is especially shocking considering most of the Canadian players are under 25, none play for a professional team, and several didn’t know what hockey even was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ridiculous Special Editions of Video Games</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/ridiculous-special-editions-of-video-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[World of Warcraft]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s one thing the average college kid with disposable income loves, its beer. Shortly after that, it&#8217;d probably be drugs. But in a very strong third place is video games, which is why Phroth is taking a look at some of the gaming world&#8217;s newest releases!
World of Warcraft: Life Ruiner Edition – Includes the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If dinosaurs were around today&#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/if-dinosaurs-were-around-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Paris Hilton would own one (in a miniature form, of course)

2. Jersey Shore would feature one&#8230;

They call him Dino-WOWW
3. We would probably elect one&#8230;

4. Taylor Swift would be interupted by one&#8230;

5. Leo would romance one&#8230;


6. Phroth would have one as a mascot&#8230;

7. The Lion would fight one&#8230;

8. AXE Body Spray would advertise with one&#8230;

9. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lies We Were Told As Children</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/lies-we-were-told-as-children/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/lies-we-were-told-as-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bert and Ernie]]></category>
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If you keep making that face it will get stuck like that.
Teachers have eyes in the backs of their heads.
Everyone is special.
Bullies are mean because they are insecure.



The divorce wasn&#8217;t your fault.
Bert and Ernie are just friends.



Video games rot your brain.
Your cat has gone to a better place (animals don&#8217;t have souls, silly!).
You didn&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Phlogging from Phro(thon) #5</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/live-phlogging-from-phrothon-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/live-phlogging-from-phrothon-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 18:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[THON 2010]]></category>

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Hello everybody, Phrothie the Jester here to bring you all a glorious Phro(THON) update.
Over the course of the weekend, I have learned a few useful insights the I would now like to share with you all. The body of Hal Dworkin was merely a vessel of flesh so that mirth and humor could prevail at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Phlogging from Phro(THON) #4</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/live-phlogging-from-phrothon-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2010/02/live-phlogging-from-phrothon-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[THON 2010]]></category>

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So it turns out that the Jester costume I have been wear for the past god knows how many hours was on backwards the entire time, a fellow Phrothie pointed out to me on a visit. My fellow Phrothies also gave Annette and I two bottle a chocolate milk, a box of girl scout cookies, [...]]]></description>
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