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		<title>Phroth Headline News Episode 1</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2012/01/phroth-headline-news-episode-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[phroth headline news episode 1
It’s official, every single person on the planet now has a podcast. We’re late to this whole podcasting thing, but as they say, it’s better to be late than to be post-Full House Dave Coulier. Click on the link to download the episode. We promise it’s not porn. Unless you’re into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wikipedia Blackout</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sir Mr. Peter Hohman discusses what the recent protests against the &#8220;PIPA&#8221; and &#8220;SOPA&#8221; and various other stupid acronyms have on the current status of the American Educational system, or lack-thereof. All I gotta say is thank god Phroth.com doesn&#8217;t take part in these protests, I don&#8217;t know how anyone would get along without it for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Critics question O’Brien’s ability to sell novelty t-shirts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bill O'Brien]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Paterno]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two days after the rest of the world knew, Penn State announced that Bill O’Brien will be its next head football coach in a press conference Saturday.
O’Brien becomes the 15th head coach in school history and the heir to longtime coach Joe Paterno. Many people are not happy with the hire, however, as they believe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Graham Spanier&#8217;s Unemployment Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2011/12/graham-spaniers-unemployment-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Hey Penn Staters! I&#8217;m sure your curious what your ol&#8217; University President is up to after leaving the job he held for 16 wonderful years. Did you know that I was president for 16 years? It&#8217;s true! 16 years is a really long time. Ever think about how much a man can accomplish in 16 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Accurate Description of a College Student’s Process of Procrastination</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2011/12/an-accurate-description-of-a-college-student%e2%80%99s-process-of-procrastination/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 01:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Assignment: the huge term paper that you didn&#8217;t bother really checking on until 5 minutes ago. Usually some topic that you told your teacher that you&#8217;ve been &#8220;researching&#8221; for the past 5 weeks. Turns out you had to pick the topic and you got left with Jimmy Carter&#8217;s Economic Policies during his Presidency. Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Gore claims to have invented the Mayan Calender</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2011/12/al-gore-claims-to-have-invented-the-mayan-calender/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 01:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[phollegian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We recently got an email from a student at Bellfonte Area High School named Josh Cetnar who was able to trick his teacher into giving him extra credit by writing a Phollegian article. Never in our lives have we been so proud, and that includes the time we dressed a cucumber up as a school [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twas’ The Night Before Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2011/12/twas%e2%80%99-the-night-before-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kevin Merlini gives us a Penn State twist on a childhood classic. Enjoy this and try to take a break from all that cramming&#8230; for finals. 


Twas’ the night before break, when all through Penn State
Not a student was stirring, not even to mate.
The suitcases were packed by the door with care,
In hopes that Christmas break [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ndamukong Suh’s On-field stomp becomes national dance craze</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2011/12/ndamukong-suh%e2%80%99s-on-field-stomp-becomes-national-dance-craze/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ndamukong Suh’s On-field Stomp Becomes National Dance Craze
By Pat Feehan
DETROIT, Mich. – Teenagers all around the country have created a new dance craze inspired by Ndamukong Suh’s on-field stomping of another player’s arm on Thanksgiving.  The new dance, dubbed “The Ndamukong”, consists of dancers tackling each other to the floor and then repeatedly stomping on one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Won&#8217;t Be Able to Make It to Class Today</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2011/11/why-i-wont-be-able-to-make-it-to-class-today/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2011/11/why-i-wont-be-able-to-make-it-to-class-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[hangover]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ninjas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[time travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Andrew Cass explains to his teacher why he was absent from class. It&#8217;s a harrowing story involving time travel, ninjas and nipples.  A tale comparable with such epics as &#8220;Star Wars,&#8221; &#8220;The Lord of the Rings&#8221; and &#8220;Weekend at Bernie&#8217;s 2&#8243;. Much like those stories, the author was extremely hungover when he conceived  the story.


Dear Professor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phroth Production Update #2</title>
		<link>http://www.phroth.com/2011/11/phroth-production-update-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.phroth.com/2011/11/phroth-production-update-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 03:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Excellent uses of our time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kama Fruitra]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Good news you guys! We&#8217;re making excellent progress on our magazine, as you can see below in this picture of Señor Pepper snorting &#8220;coke&#8221; with Kiwi Tom Selleck. Our parents are going to be so proud of us.

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