Special thanks go to Phroth writer Desmond Nathanson for creating 90% of this month’s list! Apparently everyone else is too busy this summer with their fancy internships and jobs and families to tirelessly search the internet for videos of adorable animals falling asleep, but at least Desmond has his priorities straight!
1. Former Silph Co. Employee Answers Your Questions
Finally, one of those bastards comes forward and admits their fuck-up in the Team Rocket debacle.
2. Cute Things Falling Asleep
Whenever your girlfriend is pissed at you, you show her this site. It will always make her feel good and forget what she’s angry about. And, unlike your girlfriend, this site is real.
3. Crab Revenge
Sweet Baby Jesus in the Manger, this may just take the cake for most WTF way to get back at a cheater. Seriously, we can’t think of anything more diabolical.
4. Super Obama World
Mario and Obama collide in this startling criticism of the President’s refusal to properly reform princess kidnapping laws.
5. Fake Yo-Yo Trickster Fools TV Stations
This man has been hitting up Wisconsin news stations claiming to be a yo-yo champion, then about 30 seconds into the interview, can’t do a single trick. May this be a lesson to all you journalism majors: fact check that shit.
6. Todd Davis’ Social Security Number is 457-55-5462
What happens when a man publishes his social security number across the Internet? Everyone steals it. Thanks to us, you can too!
DISCLAIMER: Stealing someone’s social security number is illegal, so please don’t actually do it. Unless you’re in the Ukraine or something. No laws out there.
7. How to Make a Giant Kit-Kat
This is what happens when Oompa Loompas use performance-enhancing drugs.
8. Worst Wedding DJ Ever
What Phil Collins always had in mind when he wrote “In the Air Tonight”.