• If you keep making that face it will get stuck like that.
• Teachers have eyes in the backs of their heads.
• Everyone is special.
• Bullies are mean because they are insecure.

• The divorce wasn’t your fault.
• Bert and Ernie are just friends.

• Video games rot your brain.
• Your cat has gone to a better place (animals don’t have souls, silly!).
• You didn’t have to wear a dress and sit on your uncle Billy’s lap just because he was an adult and you had to do what he said.
• You can be President one day.

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By Desmond Nathanson, Matt Woodward, Andrew Cass and Rebecca Eisenberg

· Tags: Bert and Ernie, list, video games

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