Phroth Answers: What are you thankful for?
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Hal Dworkin |
“I am thankful to be Jewish, and therefore don’t have to worry about getting trampled at Walmart on Black Friday.” |
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Paul Bradley |
“I am thankful for the pilgrims…because if it was not for their hardships such as famine, disease and death in finding that rock..then I would not be able to enjoy sitting on my ass, eating massive amounts of food and doing absolutely nothing for an entire week.” |
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Greg Lackey |
“I am thankful for my breast reduction.” |
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Rebecca Eisenberg |
“I’m thankful for the internet, because without it cats would still be simple domesticated pets and not hilarious web-superstars.” |
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Brandon Scott Wolf |
“I am thankful for Phroth. For without this humor publication I would not be able to write for a humor publication. Oh, and kittens because they are both cute and adorable, like some ugly girls after several shots of tequila.” |
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Desmond Nathonson |
“I’m thankful for PCP and the hilarity it brings its users.” |
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Andrew Cass |
“I’m thankful the Packers covered the spread. I get to keep my home!” |
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Jimmy Mayers |
“I’m thankful for fat girl rape because without it our website wouldn’t have nearly as many hits from google.” |
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Jeremy Popkin |
“I’m thankful that my family aren’t a bunch of jerks who get drunk and yell at each other on Thanksgiving. On a related note, I’m also thankful for my overwhelmingly powerful sense of denial.” |
And finally, Phroth wants to know…
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Greg Lackey looks fierce.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 12:13 pm